I have a friend in town, but I won’t say who it is. Ha! Anyway, he’s going to a wedding tomorrow, which is why he’s in town in the first place. I was talking to Jessica about it on the phone.
“Oh yeah? Where’s the wedding?”
“Aptos,” I said, “which I think is near Santa Cruz.”
“Ooh, maybe we should look into that!”
“Sure!” I said.
“Man,” Jessica said with a sigh, “ever since we got engaged I think EVERYTHING is a possible wedding venue. Like even that TREE stump over there!”
Me: “Tree stump?”