“I don’t want any fake mustaches at our wedding,” Jessica said to me.
“Is that, like, a thing?” I asked.
“Yes, it’s a huge trend, and I don’t want it.”
I completely agree! Why are fake mustaches all of a sudden a popular thing? Why? Why? I don’t get it and am thrilled that you won’t be supporting this awful trend. Love you guys! Excited, excited!
What about fake beards? Or real beards that look fake? Not that I can grow either one of those yet.
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She's very cute.
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